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markmothersbaugh:

ah yes pound town dump… my home

markmothersbaugh:

ah yes pound town dump… my home

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

charlielikeaboy:

Nothing sexier than a woman in a white button up.

Im going to get drunk in the city tonight so I’m gonna finish my book before I go so I’m still on track with my book a week thing I’ve started

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

Kinda in love with Matthew Segal but he’s so smart and funny and I will never have a chance with him

😭😭😭😭😭😭

preciousdaydreams:

youngandshitty:

y0ung-lust:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

preciousdaydreams

I fucking love him no doubt Bruh

preciousdaydreams:

youngandshitty:

y0ung-lust:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

preciousdaydreams

I fucking love him no doubt
Bruh

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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missmagrathea:

"So wear me like a locket around your throat
I’ll weigh you down
I’ll watch you choke
You look so good in blue”

Imma finish house this weekend

tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings